Not only is spam delicious, it is amusing. My favorite:

"SPUR-M is an omnipotent formula" ... My orgasms will become "more intensive" and I will experience "Powerful ejacalutions".

I don't know about you, but I'm sold! I can't wait for the omnipotent, intensive ejacalutions!

More soon

Sorry for the dearth of posts recently. (That's right, dearth. Look it up!) I'll get to the rest of our honeymoon as soon as I can.

For those who haven't figured it out yet, we're back home in sunny turtleopolis.