Star Wars Lessons

Star Wars Lessons

10 things I have learned from George Lucas:

#1

Storm Trooper armor is purely cosmetic as it stops neither blaster fire nor little rocks thrown by teddy bears.
#2

Slaughtering children doesn’t necessarily make you an unappealing hero to children as long as you call the butchered kids, “younglings.”
#3

Not all Jedi are gay.
#4

A beautiful idea about an interconnected, tangible magic, created by life, which rewards the virtuous can be completely shit on just by saying, “Microbes.”
#5

Jedis never scream when they fall from high places. Yes they do. No they don’t.
#6

Digitally generated slapstick can only improve the dramatic tension of a scene.

Star Wars III: 'sword fight'
#7

R2D2 can fly when he battles robots but not when he battles swamp creatures.
#8

Maybe Samuel L Jackson has been in enough movies.
#9

The laws of physics don’t apply to jumping Wookies.
#10

The cost and time to get a Death Star fully operational is inversely proportionate to its size. A small one takes about 19 years. A gigantic one takes about 9 months.