Star Wars Lessons

10 things I have learned from George Lucas:

Storm Trooper armor is purely cosmetic as it stops neither blaster fire nor little rocks thrown by teddy bears.

Slaughtering children doesn’t necessarily make you an unappealing hero to children as long as you call the butchered kids, “younglings.”

Not all Jedi are gay.

A beautiful idea about an interconnected, tangible magic, created by life, which rewards the virtuous can be completely shit on just by saying, “Microbes.”

Jedis never scream when they fall from high places. Yes they do. No they don’t.

Digitally generated slapstick can only improve the dramatic tension of a scene.

Star Wars III: 'sword fight'

R2D2 can fly when he battles robots but not when he battles swamp creatures.

Maybe Samuel L Jackson has been in enough movies.

The laws of physics don’t apply to jumping Wookies.

The cost and time to get a Death Star fully operational is inversely proportionate to its size. A small one takes about 19 years. A gigantic one takes about 9 months.


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