Rats in the Temple

Rats in the Temple

It's Funny Because It's True:

One rabbi was complaining to another rabbi about all the mice that had infested his temple. 'They are everywhere! I've tried setting moustraps, and I even called in a bunch pest-control professionals. But nothing worked. I have even more mice than ever!'

The other rabbi replied, 'I had the same problem -- mice everywhere. Moustraps, professional exterminators didn't work for me either. But I finally found a way to get rid of those mice for good. I gathered them together, Bar Mitzvah'd them all, and never saw them in the temple again!