The Torn-Up Credit Card Application

The Torn-Up Credit Card Application

This guy tore a credit card application into small pieces, then taped them together, changed the address and phone number, and mailed it in. A couple weeks later he got a shiny, new credit card. The lesson here is: you must completely shred any credit card applications you don't use. And then burn them. And then eat the ashes. You don't have to do anything to your poop.